16 Tinder Puns that Lead to Dates

You lot probably take at least a trivial Tinder experience under your belt.

And felt similar yous need a better mode to keep women glued to their screens.

You lot're in the right place.

Because y'all're about to get sixteen Tinder Puns That Lead To Dates

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• The Tinder pun that always gets a answer
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• An piece of cake fox to raise attraction with your pun

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Before we get going, here'south what to expect: a boatload of Tinder puns with a few Tinder nuggets sprinkled to get more matches and dates.

Let's boot it off with…

#1: Motion picture night

The next Tinder pun requires a gear up.

So when she serves you the conversational ball…

…Y'all can spike it downwards and score some funny points.

Let me show you.

Got 'em.

You may be thinking:

"Dan, the chance that a daughter asks me that question is zero."

To which I say…

Not necessarily, bro.

Girls on Tinder rarely starting time conversations, unless you make it easy for them.

How could you make it easier for girls to reach out to yous?

Past having a clever bio, such equally:

Chances are very high that I'm currently watching the best film or series on earth.

Try it out.

I'm sure you lot'll become several girls to have the allurement.

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#2: Nerd puns

What makes a Tinder pun good isn't so much originality, but…

Relevance.

Suppose you write a pun almost cars that the world has never seen before.

Yous're so happy with yourself that you lot instantly burn up Tinder to attempt information technology out on your new match.

What practise you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

You know why this imaginary adult female replied and so horribly?

Considering she doesn't intendance about cars.

That's a guy thing.

And then if y'all want your Tinder pun to lead to the date, you lot need to make it relevant.

Like this piece of work of art:

How'd our Tinder bro know that bit of code would lead to the number?

(Well, besides that the code instructs her to exercise exactly and then.)

Considering her bio mentioned that she'south a programmer who uses C++.

Then if you want your Tinder pun to work, make it relevant.

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#3: When creativity backfires

The adjacent guy thought he had the perfect strategy to seduce his Tinder match.

Turns out he overlooked ane major flaw…

Girls tin can brand flop ass Tinder puns besides.

Holy fuark.

That lady roasted him alive.

Mark me down as scared and horny.

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#4: When she ruins your Tinder pun

No matter how expert your setup, it's useless if she doesn't comply.

Which is why you always desire a backup programme.

And this guy's backup program was Bright.

Let's check it out.

Our Tinder bro'south plan B was screaming, "You lot RUINED MY LIFE."

And it worked beautifully.

You know why?

(Besides that she was clearly attracted to him.)

Considering he did something that almost no man e'er does to a woman. Only what every woman wants men to practice.

What's that?

Tease!

90% of guys effort to smile their fashion into a daughter's panties.

Which is why women are sick of it.

And why playfully teasing her works so well.

Try it out some time.

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#5: When she ruins your Tinder pun pt. 2

Ruining jokes is NEVER acceptable.

Unless she sabotages you beautifully.

Which is what happened to the next jokester.

Sure, she ruined the joke.

Merely she figured out the punchline without having ever heard it.

That level of humour and critical thinking skill gives me a 1 inch rager.

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#half-dozen: When your Tinder pun fails successfully

If you make enough jokes, you'll have a few that backlash.

But that doesn't hateful yous won't get the girl.

Sound likewise good to be truthful?

Check the records.

She's right.

The line is pretty darn bad.

But that doesn't accept to be a dealbreaker if she happens to think you're cute.

So have some faith in your photos.

Or follow my 7 Tinder contour tips so you lot triple your matches.

#7: When bad Tinder puns wins

Hollywood and the internet accept fooled you.

Peradventure even this very commodity.

How frequently accept you seen pick up lines that you found so sketchy and rude that they shouldn't work…

…but then got a great reaction from a girl?

If you've ever watched Fresh Prince of Bel Air, A LOT.

So what'south going on? Are your instincts just bad?

Or exercise puns like that really work on Tinder?

Not necessarily.

Check out the side by side Tinder pun:

Now, be honest. Practice you feel like that Tinder pun should take worked or not?

(As well, what a fun-fuggin-tastic response by the daughter.)

If your gut tells you that pun should Non accept worked, you're admittedly…

RIGHT!

It's mode too shallow, which turns off most women.

Why?

Considering it shows that you run across her as a sexual object rather than a person with interests, ambitions and a personality.

And permit'south be honest, there is no shortage of (attractive) men who want to hide their sausage in her hotdog bun.

So by beingness sexual right from the start, you're not offer her anything that she doesn't already have.

So why did the lady of the screenshot give such a good response?

Luck.

Because dissimilar the other dozen times he used this line, he establish a girl who happened to REALLY like him.

Although most women desire to be slowly wooed and are worried about whether they can trust the guy on the other side of the Tinder chat, some women are extremely adventurous.

And volition spring on the hazard to see a guy who looks exactly like her type.

But that'south a minority.

Even worse, you can't tell from her photos whether she is adventurous.

So an overly edgeless opener is e'er a gamble.

Pro tip:

Do you find it hard to come with openers that aren't super sexual pickup lines?

Then yous're in trouble.

Considering most girls won't experience flattered that y'all find them hot.

And volition probably ignore your superficial pickup line.

So you have to two options:

– Injure your brain while inventing an original line that she likes
– Steal my line that has the highest response rate of whatever all

I'd go for my irresistible line.

Catch it here for free and get two follow-up lines to reel her in fifty-fifty further.

Long story brusk, the dude from the screenshot likely tried that line on dozens of girls and only posted his i success.

A waste material of proficient matches if you ask me.

#eight: When she takes you for granite

Hither comes an important Tinder lesson everyone needs to know.

Something you can exercise everything right and still lose the girl.

I wish it were different, just information technology's the truth.

Women are but unpredictable creatures.

I mean, the side by side dude rocked his opener.

He carefully studied his lucifer'southward photos and almost blew a fuse coming up with a witty and personal line.

And for zip.

Until now.

Because now his sharp wit is memorialized in the TextGod's hall his fame.

Check it out.

Sure, information technology doesn't put you in stitches.

But information technology's clever even so.

Expert effort, bro.

You were boulder than her.

And deserved a run a risk to rock her world.

Allow me only state u deserve more.

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#nine-11: When girls write good puns

But because guys are expected to be witty doesn't mean girls can't bear witness off their big brains.

Our side by side lady friend uses a Tinder pun that I'm a large fan of.

Although at that place's both a wrong and a right way to use it.

I'm of course talking most…

Name puns.

Which obviously means jokes using someone'southward name.

Why am I a big fan?

Because it's a keen example of a personalized opener.

And as you lot should know, personalized openers are the all-time openers.

Why?

Hither's a quick breakdown:

• The more personal, the more relevant.
• The more relevant, the more emotions you lot trigger.
• The more emotions you trigger, the more than she's moved to reply.

And every bit Dale Carnegie has proved many times over:

"The proper noun of a person is the sweetest sound to her in whatsoever language."

Tl;dr: proper noun puns R gud.

Unless your puns are anticipated!

Imagine your Tinder match is called Alexa.

What do you think is the most predictable name pun?

She probably gets that text hundreds of times a day.

Which past at present probably leads her straight to the unmatch button.

Do you know what would make Alexa'south day?

If yous sent her a proper name pun that she NEVER heard before.

I'll get out it up to y'all to effigy out what that'd pun would be.

But volition instead prove the power of a practiced name pun with the next screen:

She hates how good that proper noun pun is, considering she'south never heard of it earlier.

Well, bro, you've heard it from the horses' ladies' oral cavity.

Original name puns are <iii.

And so here comes another for good mensurate.

I come across what you lot did there, yous punny motherfucker.

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#12: When your pun is just right

The undisputed showtime rule of Tinder is and e'er will be…

Know your audience.

As shitty equally information technology may sound, having the best Tinder pun on earth is no guarantee you'll get a good reply.

Can you lot guess why?

Because at that place's no such thing as a 'best' Tinder pun.

What's 'best' depends on the audience.

• Does she like dad jokes?
• Does she like dark humour?
• Does she similar witty humor?
• Does she like weird humor?

Her favorite style of comedy is what dictates if she likes your pun.

And the next guy knew exactly what his audition liked.

Cheque it out.

"Finally, a man who knows how to talk to women 😍."

Does it become any amend than that?

Anyway, most women would be repulsed by our Tinder bro's request.

But he seemed to know exactly what she wanted to hear.

While I'd recommend y'all stay away from sexual topics at the commencement of a Tinder convo, I practise recommend y'all e'er try to sympathise your audience.

The better yous understand your Tinder match, the amend you'll know what you should and shouldn't say.

Which you tin see in the example from the next tip.

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#13: When your Tinder pun is next level

The adjacent Tinder dude did exactly what I want all my clients to do.

Earlier he did anything else, he kickoff…

Tried to understand his Tinder match.

Which he did by studying her photos and bio.

And then only until he did his research did he ship the first text.

And boy, what a good offset text it was.

Here comes the adjacent level Tinder pun:

*ho-hum handclapping*

His Tinder pun went over her head because the joke was in another dimension.

If I were a girl with a bio that said:

I hate minor talk

And got a dude that sent me that pun…

I'd develop a teensy crush.

Unknown hero from Tinder, it's all right that she didn't get it.

You deserve better anyhow.

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#fourteen: When girls are happy to meet your Tinder puns

Sometimes a girl loves your Tinder pun and so much, you can't help just wonder:

"Is that a monument in your dress or are you just happy to see me?"

Never had that happen to you?

So you've conspicuously never matched the next girl:

That girl has a awe-inspiring sense of sense of humor.

Too bad the dude has a less than stone solid Tinder pun.

What's incorrect with the pun?

• It's apologetic in a fashion that almost seems sincere
• The punchline is an emoji
• She'due south probably heard the aforementioned joke a hundred times before

How would yous go far better while staying relatively close to the original?

• By exaggerating your apology
• By writing an actual punchline
• Past telling a pun she's never heard earlier

Possibly something similar this:

Excusez, mon cheri. But your skirt monument is no friction match for my jean Eiffel Belfry

#15: Tinder puns that win dates

Hats off to the creator of the next joke.

He does something that not enough men do.

And that makes most women weak in the knees.

What'southward that secret seduction magic?

Teasing.

Nigh guys have a very warped prototype of women.

Where they think women are delicate and rainbow-farting angels that must only be treated with the utmost respect and care.

Which is nuts.

Women are just as imperfect and dirty equally us men.

Because many men run across women through this angelic lens, they always shower girls on Tinder in positivity and affection.

Which creates the perfect opportunity for you to tease and stand out.

And mayhap win a date.

Just like our next Tinder bro.

But before I show you the Tinder pun that won him some major sexy points, some much needed context.

The upcoming pun is pretty risky and ONLY worked considering she invited every dude to ship her their best puppet joke.

Suffice to say, our buddy won.

Hmmm….

I honey a good tease.

As she clearly did too.

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#16: The best Tinder pun of them all

As I learned in high schoolhouse, nice guys finish final I saved the all-time for last.

The adjacent dude gets the highest marks.

Not only does he accept a seriously dry out Tinder pun.

He sets it upward like a fuggin champ.

Let me bear witness yous outset, and we'll interruption it down afterward.

Well done, m'sir.

And then the offset thing our Tinder pun champion does right, is the set up.

Instead of instantly going for the pun, he sets it up with some juicy clickbait.

You amend hold your panties because they might drib after this ane

Her:

She's also a bit skeptical, then she says:

But our friend doesn't flinch. Better still, he doubles downwards.

I'm very confident in that joke

And what does that tell her?

That he's as well confident in himself. And it needs no caption that women dearest confidence.

With all that done, he goes for the pun.

But even that he does expertly.

Because instead of outright telling her the pun, he turns information technology into a two-parter by asking for her input.

Did yous know the first French fries weren't made in France?

To which she gives the logical caption.

I heard they were fabricated in Belgium

At which point he finally blows her away with the slickest punchline:

No, they were cooked in Greece

Isn't that just the punniest?

That's nigh the terminate of today'southward Tinder Puns article.

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